开心一刻：Secret For a Long Life 长寿秘诀

开心一刻：Secret For a Long Life 长寿秘诀
2016-07-04

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊）.

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那位女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”

"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

“哦，真神奇。你高寿？”那位女士说道。

"Twenty-six."

“二十六。”